About ME!!!

Hi! I'm Faye 'Soap' Fakelastname. I like mecha anime, silly old science fiction novels, folklore anthologies, and only marginally cool jazz music.

I'm a writer and I draw a bit and I guess I program a bit now, too. I'm the sleepiest little guy who ever lived, ok?

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Here is a list of novels I think you should read. Or not. I won't know either way, and it's not like you know me. But I'm real fond of them and I recommend them a lot!!

1. Invisible Cities, by Italo Calvino
2. If On A Winter's Night A Traveller, By Italo Calvino
3. Slaughterhouse-Five, by Kurt Vonnegut
4. The Left Hand of Darkness, by Ursula K Le Guin
5. Moby Dick, by Herman Melville

I manage Meatgirls Dot Gov on the behalf of it's true owner, the Australian government, who has hired me with monopoly money and moths from its empty wallet to maintain its online brand and internet presence.

The secondary purpose of this website was that I was getting sick of storing all my writing on Wordpress, whose design tools were clearly more suited for selling watches or NFTs or mens jeans or whatever. I started making other things too, so I figured I'd put them here as well!

I don't know much about coding, so if this website explodes your phone or sucks you into a cyberworld, that's why. Sorry! I'm having a lot of fun though :>

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